What to do...What to do...

Reflecting back over the past few weeks I've decided dieting makes me a real grump. I'm a much happier fat guy. I think I should give up this idea of losing weight and enjoy my days with all these wonderful people around me. In fact, I was convinced this is a great idea and should be implemented immediately....then on Saturday Andy climbed up in my lap, rubbed my belly, and whispered, "Papa, you REALLY need to get some exercise!"....SIGH.....