There are lots of "Thou shall nots" in the Bible. Ten I know of right off the top of my head...."Thou shall not murder, Thou shall not steal, Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife"....that last one isn't a problem at all in this neighborhood. No where in the Bible does it say "Thou shall not kick the kitchen cabinet barefooted"....but it should.
In my ongoing effort to eat more healthy food I may have broken my toe this morning. Those stupid round oatmeal boxes are HARD to open for the first time. I pulled on that plastic lid for all I was worth this morning. It finally came off with a pop. Oatmeal went everywhere. My first thought led to my hurting toe of course. My second thought was "better on the floor than in my mouth". I'm going to stop off at McDonald's for a breakfast burrito.
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